- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

Donald Trump

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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