what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Woman.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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