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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

What's up brah brah

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Cancer.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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