- Anti Joke

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.