- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

full house

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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