- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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