- Anti Joke

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

i like turtals and kids

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

what do you call a gay guy Ej

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.