- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

poop is very very yummy.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

Priority parking for hybrid cars

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

shea kisses a girl

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

My name is Harry.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

What did Delaware? A coat.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??