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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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A woman who owns a parrot leaves her home, forgetting that a plumber is scheduled to come fix her sink. A few minutes after she leaves, the plumber arrives and knocks on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waits for a minute and, seeing that nobody has come to the door, knocks again. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, a little more loudly, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink!" The plumber waits for a minute and bangs hard on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screams, "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIINK!!!" Just then, the plumber clutches his chest and falls dead to the ground. When the woman returns home, she sees the dead man in front of her door. She opens her door to go to her phone and asks the parrot, "who is it?" The parrot replies, "WHO IS IT?"

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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A women's opinion.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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