- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

Dogs

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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