What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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Nippies

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Penisland

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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