"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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bob saget

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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vaginas

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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