roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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vaginas

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Anti Joke

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