- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

A women president

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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