What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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