- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

i don't get it...none of these are funny.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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