Knock, knock. *answers door*

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

Worst joke ever

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

Why did the man die? He got shot!

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

Your mom.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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