Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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