How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

Dylan is a person

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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