What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

i don't get it...none of these are funny.

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

What is White over Black? Society.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

How old is your mom? Old.

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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