Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

Penis

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

WNBA

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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