What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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Iggy Azalea

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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