Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

whats a dick a dick

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

What is 9 + 10? 21

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

The Holocaust.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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