roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

A women president

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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