Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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