- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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