- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

what came first the chicken or the chips

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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