what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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