Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

Patriarchy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

Whats white and sticky fluff

your mum

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Yeah right loser!

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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