- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

A whale's vagina

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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