Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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Maturity is a virtue.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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