Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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A man made a sandwich.

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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Hearpin my durp

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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