Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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crap!!

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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What did I do last night?work

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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