Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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