Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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Iggy Azalea

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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