I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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The Holocaust.

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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im watching you..

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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Women's rights.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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Win and Beau have no friends

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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