A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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