Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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Your mom.

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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raping black women

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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