Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

This is a joke setup.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

hi

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

NAACP

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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