- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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