Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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I ponder

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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