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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come