What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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Justin Bieber got laid

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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hi will

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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