Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Gianni

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

What's up brah brah

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

you just contradicted yourself.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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