- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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