Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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Your Mom.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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mc hammers income.

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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Come In!

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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