- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why? Whats wrong?

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

I pooped my pants

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

What number comes after 29? 30.

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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