Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

What's up brah brah

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

you just contradicted yourself.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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