Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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