- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

shammmm is a lesbian.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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