My life :(

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

Whats white and sticky fluff

Butt Sex.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

A Jew! Bless you.

A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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