- Anti Joke

Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

How do you hold someone in suspense?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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