- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

A baby seal walks into a club

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

Yes.

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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