- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

Rebecca Black

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

A whale's vagina

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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