- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

A man walked into a bar. Ow!

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

Why is this funny? cause it is funny

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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