Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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So this farmer had theses two amazingly fast horses, one named slokey and the other pokey. They would run in the pasture and bring many people to watch. So one day this man says hey, you should enter them in the county derby. So he does and the whole race its slokey, pokey slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. So after the farmer collects his prize money a man walks up and says, hey those horses are pretty fast, you should enter them in the state derby. So he loads his horses up to the capital and prepares them. When the gates open slokey and pokey dash out of the gate. The whole race its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After all the press conferences a man says, hey you should enter those horses in the kentucky derby. So the farmer enters them and drives down to kentucky. The gates open and the whole time its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After the press meetings a man says hey you should enter your horses in the european derby. The farmer says no, im going to retire my horses. One fall afternoon pokey says to slokey, man, i wish i could have won a single race. So they race around the huge pasture and the whole way its slokey, pokey, slokey pokey, and pokey wins by a nose! All the farm animals go crazy and the farm dog says "congratulations pokey you finally won!" And pokey says "HOLY SHIT A TALKING DOG!"

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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Anti Joke

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