How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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Justin Bieber got laid

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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