- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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