What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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hi

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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