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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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