Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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Ron Paul for President!

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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