Black History Month

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

What time is it? Refrigerator

What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

i have yougurt with tractor

You know what sucks? Yes.

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

Pokemon go: Team mystic

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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