How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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