Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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