- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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