- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Knock, Knock Come in

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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