why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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