- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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