What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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?u?? ????? ????? '?? p??? o? u?op ?p?sdn s??? p?dd??? no? ??

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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shea kisses a girl

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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I hate blackniggers

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