- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

Once upon a cross

why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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