Billy Cundiff.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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