Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

The Game.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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