- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

Ron Paul for President!

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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