What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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