An Asian walks out of the library.

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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