What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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