- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

colby doesnt shave

I can't see my forehead

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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