- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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