- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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