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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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