- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

Woman's rights.

Two english guys meet at work

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Gangnam style

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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