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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

A cow says moo and explodes.

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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