- Anti Joke

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

Wade

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Robin, get in the batmobile.