- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

how do you confuse a blond?

Knock knock. Death.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Women have the right to vote.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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