Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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Land Rovers

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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