Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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Barack Obama

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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Black people. They are so kind.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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You're*

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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drake

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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