A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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