- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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