a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Zach Barlow

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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i like tits

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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