roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Shut the cork up!

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Breast cancer.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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