Jersey Shore

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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