What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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You are Nerochan right?

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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Dylan is a person

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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rape that shit

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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Anti Joke

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