What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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Your mums a penis joke.

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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