- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

TIMMAH!

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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