Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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Wade

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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