Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ju... Just why?

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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Why did the book disappear?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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Canada AYY

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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