Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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Anagram.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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your father died

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Zach Barlow

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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