What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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Women's rights.

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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