- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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