Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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