- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

its snowing on mount fuji

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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