Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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