A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

AIDS

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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