Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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