Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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An atheist walks into a church

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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