- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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