How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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Woman's Rights

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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Okay, one second.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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