four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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womens rights to vote

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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