Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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Im cute hehehee

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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