- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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