What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Why does life suck? Because it does

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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