obama leadership

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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Mitt Romney penis

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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