- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

I would rape her

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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