who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

what do you call a gay guy Ej

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

just sit down and dont be a Jew

Can I ask you a question? You just did

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

Your mama's so fat.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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