You're Adopted.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

irish wristwatch JLR

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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