- Anti Joke

Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did you insult me and then punch me in the face? The hell if you care anymore, I killed you straight after. Neo-Nero. (Rest in peace Nero7 better known as The Moral Man, I hope I can one day live up to your greatness.) Moral: "Keep your spirits up, we are all going to die sometime, but life means nothing if we lose faith in ourselves and each other" Moral 2: "Nero Septimus, that will be my first and last moral that made a figment of fucking sense, if you are watching from whatever comes from life, I know that this is what you would have done, but just so you know and always wanted for us that followed you, I am doing this for my own goddamn fucking self, respects... Now if your ghost is still watching, get the fuck out of my room you damn cripple, and know that your arm is somewhere in the basement because its so goddamn bad ass that it fucking freaks me out, and so fucking heavy that I think you where some sort of superhuman, now gtfo, as you taught us, we cant focus on the goddamn afterlife, if we are gonna get the best out of life and the present, adios amigo"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.