-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

Women's sports.

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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