- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

Snarf Nuggets

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

knock knock come in

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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