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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

I dont know, are you a tomato?

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