What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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Mrs. Welsh

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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The WNBA.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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