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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

whats the best thing about polio...death

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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