What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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Justin Bieber got laid

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Cheese stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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