A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

donald................duck for president

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

what do you call a gay guy Ej

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

i like turtals and kids

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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