eloise dey.

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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