- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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