Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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Men, get on the boat.

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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What's the difference between a duck

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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whats black? a black man

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Anti Joke

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