Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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Woman's Rights

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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