Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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