- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

Whats the difference between a frog?

The WNBA.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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