- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

whats black? a black man

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

what is sticky and brown?a stick

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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