What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

A guy trips a blind man.

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

That's not what she said.

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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