- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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