A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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ugh good riddance

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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