- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

Woman's Rights

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

What isn't funny? The holacost.

What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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