Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

What is long and black The unemployment line

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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