How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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This is a joke

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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colby doesnt shave

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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