Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Harry Styles

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Give me thumbs up!

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Black People.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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