How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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School

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Your Mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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