Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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Win and Beau have no friends

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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YOU

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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