what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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girls basketball

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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Potassium? K.

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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