roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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vaginas

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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