- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

Women's rights

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Chicken penis.

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