- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

where wally? wallys a myth.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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