Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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